After seeing every last Hollywood starlet pump out a kid this past year, it’s become clear to me that while pregnancy does wonders for the boob area, these women stop being the sexy goddesses we all worship and just turn into fat little versions of Homer Simpson. I don’t care how hot a girl like Jessica Alba is, if you replace her tightly taut tummy with a bowling ball, add 35 pounds of pregnancy weight and some swollen cankles, you’re going to lose a little bit of sex appeal. I have nothing against pregnancy.
