I’ve only known one person who was in a porno. It was this girl I worked with at a restaurant called Crocodile Cafe. I found out she was in the porn because one of the cooks had apparently been given the porno by his friend and this girl was on the cover. So, the other waiters and I decided it’d be really funny to watch it. We crowded into my apartment and popped it in the VCR. At first we were laughing because it had this ridiculous story line about architecture, but then this dude took off his pants and banged the living hell out of her in an alley for 45 minutes, then dropped a load that seemed physically impossible to have fit in his nutsack, all over her face. At the end she was so like, drained and tired from the banging, that when dude said his line of “I guess that building’s not getting built today,” she was just like “ughhhhh.” Then he asked her again louder cause “ugghhh” apparently wasn’t the line, and she goes “yeah, not…building.” None of us were laughing and smiling. The next day when we came to work and she was there. It was awkward, but it would have been waaaay more awkward if we were watching that with her. Hollywoodtuna.com reports that just happened:
It’s not that often we see a porn movie have a premiere that’s covered by the media, but for some reason [the movie] “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge“ had one.
An actual premiere. That means her family and friends were there. Watching her have sex. The closest I’ve ever come to that is one time my Aunt walked in on me masturbating. There was a mechanical pencil near me and I actually contemplated grabbing it and killing her, then myself. Like, not joking. That was a real thought for like a half second. That’s how awkward that was.
Anyway, the movie stars porn star Jesse Jane, who I actually spent a day with at Six Flags Magic Mountain, filming an interview with her on a Roller Coaster. Wow, I wish my thirteen year old self could read that previous sentence. That would have given me something to look forward to while I was suffering through weird baby fat man boobs.
Maybe it’s not awkward for porn stars to have family watch them screwing. Maybe they’re family is used to shit like this:
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