I never thought I would type those words, but when Charlie Sheen is involved apparently anything is possible. I also hoped I was done talking about Charlie Sheen but then he went to the top of the Live Nation Building in Beverly Hills on Monday and started waving a machete (on video), forcing my hand here. Sheen was accompanied by one of his goddesses Natalie Kenly as he reached into his sport coat, pulled out a machete, and waved it in the air.
In a text sent to People, Charlie stated,
Put yourself in my shoes for one warlock nanosecond. At some point there is nothing to say. Only war to wage … The winds are howling tonight. The gods are hungry. The beast is alive. And awake. And deadly.
He also stated that his machete would be used to destroy anyone who messed with his family. But apparently we haven’t actually reached the point where he has “nothing to say.” Hopefully that day will come soon.
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